I snuck into Gary's house and pinched that diamond! Why should I care? They made me go to this hideous watchtower! It's ancient. They had terrible architecture in those days. No imagination.

What kind of name is Gary anyway?? I've never heard of any foremen named Gary! Who takes an ox on a picnic? GARY!

I'd like to steal more of their diamonds - IF - they could find any. I'd like to make a necklace for the Missus. But I suppose you'd have to go deeper into the mine to do it - Which I won't do!

I've heard the stories and seen the bomb craters from those green fellas!

So the moral of the story is: if you go into the mine for those pretty lil rocks you'll get blown up...I know they deeper in they did close it off...so who knows what is down there.

I suppose..if you really wanted to, you'd follow the path back down to the mine, break into it and maybe find some diamonds to craft a pickaxe or sword or something.... But, I'm not an adventurer. So..I'll just let someone else do the hard work.


[YOU THINK TO YOURSELF: IF THEY FOUND DIAMONDS IN THE MINE BEFORE, THERE MIGHT BE MORE DOWN THERE. I SHOULD HAVE A LOOK]


